Dear Hollywood blockbuster screenwriters,
Please stop writing pivotal emotional scenes during which our hero lets loose a howl of anguish that echoes across the landscape.
Love,
Christian
p.s. Tell your director buddies that pulling the camera up and away from the bellowing protagonist is over. No more. Please.
p.p.s. Also, please write stories that A) have some meaning, however slight, and B) function under some internal logic.
p.p.p.s. What a waste of Deadpool (and Ryan Reynolds). And Weapon XI? Seriously? That ending was weaker than the special effects they used for Wolverine's claws. Snikt. Argh.
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